Fritz Sisomphou: A couple from Mars and a couple from Earth met. They started talking about their differences. The alians said that is was about the same.Well, they decided to swap mates. The martian and the lady went to bed,He got naked and the lady said, "You are a nice guy, but your penis is to small". He said "no problem", he started banging his forehead until it grew about 9 inches. She said "the lenght is fine, but is too thin". Again he said "no problem". He sarted pulling his ears until it got thicker. She said it was great. They did their thing.The next day the earthling ask his wife how was it. She said it was the best sex she ever had and ask him about his night. He said "It was a nightmare, I still have a headache. All night long, she kept banging my forehead and pulling my ears....Show more
August Hubbard: why is the penis the healthiest breakfast for women??it comes with 2 eggs, a sausage and milk
Sena Highman: NEVaH WiLL I TELL A DIRTY JOKE NEVA! H!!!!
Amina Motzer: Were not all pervs you know
Esteban Lyson: why I only get 10 pts and you get $ 50 ? I'll take 2pts thanks lol
Wilfred Santacruce: I would say go with the one that curtis told you... that one made me gigle after my mouth fell to the floor! lmao
Rachell Meese: A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."...Show more
Cody Petrulis: Jokes I heard ! on Y!A:What's blue and comes in brownies?Cub ScoutsQ.What do t! he female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?A. They go into town, and blow a few bucks.A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."...Show more
Corrina Faro: A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet."Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young student replies, "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."He struggles again to ask,"Nurse are my testicles black?" Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in ! her other hand and takes a closer look and says,"There is nothing wrong with them."Fnally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies "That as very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"-----------------------------------Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"The other old lady said, "It's a condom.""A condom? Where do you get those?"The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all thequestions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so ! he asked her, "What size do you want?"The old lady thought for a minute! and said, "One that will fit a Camel."-------------------------A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.'' ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.'' ''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.'' ------------------------they are just nasty.......Show more
Tereasa Sorensen: yahtzee is a game with dice thus making a game of luck.
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