Roland Stampley: sure:whats the difference between tiger and santasanta stops at three hoslets get like a fetus and head out a priest walks into a bar,ouch that musta hurt
Jamika Gregorio: Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?""Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in t! he front!"...Show more
Charline Granes: ok its not great but here goesdick chaney walks into president bush's office with some bad news " George there has been an accident , a bad one "" Well tell me what happened " george asked" three Brazilians were killed in a car crash " dick says" Oh thats bad " he thinks for a long moment and then asks" How much is a Brazilian ? "...Show more
Idell Mulliniks:
Tommy Durrenberger: What did the girl say when she was having a bad hair day?YOU ARE BEING VERY KNOTTY! HILARIOUS RIGHT?! HAHA I KNOW YOU"RE JUST LIKE LAUGHING YOUR ******* *** OFF RIGHT NOW!
Ardath Templer: Love
Delora Struzzi:
Myesha Zerbe: How bout a yo mama comedian tale LOL.. My dad advised me this one while we've been little. (and while my mom wasnt there Lol) Your mom is so dumb, you observed her observing the orange juice carton, and once you asked why, she spoke back, "because of the fact it says 'focus'" Lol, it consistently makes m! e snicker..
Eleni Mccier: Why did the blonde keep openin! g her freezer and staring at the orange juice?Because it said "CONCENTRATE".How does Paris Hilton change a lightbulb?She climbs the ladder, holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her....Show more
Dallas Bartolini: I have a funny saying1995 on kiss fm austin texas road runnerr neh neh neh means weird noise lol thx for answering mine
Leisa Brodnex: An opinion is another possibility.
Travis Sherrock: 2 Turtles were going to the store, the first turtle turned to the second turtle and said, "geez man, I don't know, it's too far, I don't think I'm gonna make it this time." The second turtle woke up and said, "Huh? Who dat? Who dere?"
Maye Delk: I don't know. Can you ? hahahaha!!! Corny one but it's yours.
Myron Leftwich: No
Clementina Collelo: knock knock, whos there? ur momma,ur momma who?ur momma is gonna knock u silly if u don open this door lol
Edmund Rappley: read my jokehttp://answers.yahoo.com/quest! ion/index;_ylt=AsNSJ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
Francisco Schonhardt: UR FACE !!! THAT IS MY JOKE
Shemeka Laker: okay..this is gay..but i love this joke...three potatoes are standing on the corner...how do you know which one is easy???the one that says I DA HO... have to say it with an attitudehahahahahahaha...Show more
Lonnie Jehle: What do you call a deer with no eyes?No idea..(Say this joke continuously until you get the joke)A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his headThe other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?â€A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!†The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The dri! ver just insulted me!†The man says: “You go right up there and tel! l him off â€" go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.â€...Show more
Wally Perrien: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.blondie: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?blondie: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?blondie: Because that proves that I have a brain!...Show more
Augustus Sarria: take a look at this and you will never stop laughing...im still laughing at it....http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/paul/images/0705/j...but look at it the funny way
Claire Billegas: That son of a *****! Funny?Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."Priest: "What have you done my child?"Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"Girl: "Because he touched my hand."Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."Girl: "Then he touched my breast."Priest: "Like this! ?" (as he touched her breast)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!" ...Show more
Clifford Riggleman: heart
Kate Baune: INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES! A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian ! would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the su! rrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles"!!!!...Show more
Hilton Paiva: What did the hand say to the face?SLAP!
Maurice Breuning: Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept.The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the mone! y that landed inside the circle God kept.The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw ALL the money into the air, and what God wants, God takes!"...Show more
Sang Hanafin: give us a clue? aha I really want to know what it is! :)
Olen Penhallurick: Why do bald guys put holes in their pockets??To run there fingers thru their hair. ;) sick I know but it gave me a giggle. ...Show more
Ariel Arons: wat do yu cal a deer whif no eyesno ideawat do yu call a deer wif no eyes or feet or legs or handsstill no idea1-- no eye deer(no idea)2- the deer is still cuze it cant move so --(still no idea)...Show more
Idell Syed: what starts with 'f' and ends with 'uck'?don't know? scroll down!FIRETRUCK!!!! rofl :]...Show more
Joesph Smithmyer: what did the bra say to the hat?"You go on a head, i'll give these 2 a lift."
Donte Liversedge: How about this one:Why is Santa Clause so jolly?Because he knows where all of the naughty girls live.Antonio don't writ! e hahaha after your joke nor should you write lol or lolz or rofl becau! se that is retarded. Are you a retard? Because I can totaly understand if you are from your sense of humor.Bugs WTF, sure your fist joke was funny but you should have stopped there because everything else was totaly ****** u. "A priest walks into a bar...oach that must have hurt."???? Dude your mom didn't drop you on the ground and you hit your head she dropkicked you in the head and hou flew accross the room to slam head first into the wall.Now Jo-Jo...the chicken crossed the road...AREYOU SERIOUS BECAUSE IF YOU ARE DIE. The first time that I heard that joke I didn't think it was funny and the 3,569,432nd time doesn't make it any more funny it just makes it more annoying. Go to a party and telll that joke and tell me how many people kicked your stupid ***.Seriously I think that my tearing these three idiots has been more intertaining than my origenal joke and I think that what I have just said is exactly what you were thinking when you read their jokes.
Emile Midgley! : There was this man who worked as a lawn mower for a nursing home. One day he was mowing and he saw 4 naked old woman in the front of the home. He didn't want to tell anybody because he didn't want anyone to know he looked at them. Then the 4 woman came over and started flirting with him and he said he had to mow. Then we went to the supervisor and told her what happened. She started laughing and he asked her why she was laughing and she said "They are just old prostitutes having a yard sale." ...Show more
Lenard Ginyard: Why did the Chicken cross the road... to get to the other side!
Cliff Tyre: your questionsyour sneeze =P
Leif Serabia: Nobodys actually said i yet.....but i suppose 'your breath' is a good one too.
Teodoro Lamond: three blondes walked into a baryou'd think one of them would have ducked!haha gets me every time...Show more
Gordon Showes: A conversation! :D
Kimberlee Bowdish: "Knock Knock""Who's there?""The""The Who?""We w! on't get fooled again!!"...Show more
Gordon Showes: I would have ! to say His Heart...
Hye Caulley: they tried making chuck norris toilet paper but wouldn't take crap from anyone
Stevie Kizziar: Your breath
Lahoma Beadell: What did the doe say when she came out of the woods?I'll never do that for two bucks again.Ha Ha Ha LMAOIf April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?PilgrimsHow do you make a dead baby float?Add two scoops of ice cream...Show more
Luana Carothers: A woman Drinking Pepsi By Standing Under a Tree...On That Tree A Father ant and His Son ant was Playing...Suddenly The Son Ant Fell into the pepsi..The woman fully drank it...Then the father ant came down and told the woman that the Thing You are carrying in your stomach is my son..The woman gets shocked... I hope you are able to understand this Joke......Show more
Curt Broadhead: someones heart.
David Kuper: learn to speak Chinese/English:1) That's not right .......................Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive! ?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum ***5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah...Show more
Coleman Ocegueda: So there's an employer who hires two people. One named Jack and one named Sarah. They're both very good employees, but one day, the empl! oyer realizes that he can't afford to pay both of them and that he need! s to let one of them go. He decides that the best way to do this is to tell both of them his situation and to get them each to tell what they value about their job and why they think they deserve to be the one to keep it.He sees Sarah leaving her office and says, "Hello, Sarah. Listen, I have a problem. I can't afford to keep both you and Jack working for me. I'm going to have to either lay you or Jack off."And then Sarah says, "Do you think you could jack off? I have a boyfriend."...Show more
Travis Sherrock: Conversation :D
Roxane Leathers: Alright you ready for this one??What's GREEN with a RED WHEEL?GRASS!! I lied about the wheel!!lol......Show more
Lue Podewils: What did sushi A say to sushi B?Wasabi!!...Show more
Dexter Dicostanzo: Alright, so I need to learn some new jokes and puns.... My best one is "Knock knock" "who's there" "Owls" "owls who" "GOOD JOB now you get a gold star!!" I need some better ones... My favourite gets 10 pts!!!
S! onya Volcko: air
Penelope Armond: Demonic, no one cares. Don't vent. it makes you look like douche. You just insulted 3 people and made many more annoyed.
Chauncey Williama: 2 blondes are walking in the forest and come across some tracks.`ooh look`, says the first, `Deer tracks``No silly! `, says the second blonde ,`those are Rabbit tracks`and while they`re arguing, their both run over by a TRAIN.......
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